What the eff?!?

Sugarland sings Beyonce? REALLY? No, REALLY!!!
(Have we all gotten yet that REALLY is the new thing I'm saying? It's fun.)

This reminds me of my olden days as a board operator for the Clear Channel radio stations in Jackson, MS. It was one of several radio gigs I got after college. Imagine one building that held every kind of radio, from rock to R&B, oldies to sports talk. This job was cool though, I just came in around 7pm and stayed until midnight, every night. Never really had to do any work; computers do it all these days. Sometimes I'd work on my own radio reel, other times I'd head into the country station (the only station with a television) and watch Lifetime until it was clock out time. It was then my love of country music was born, but hidden. It is only now that I can finally step out of my shell and say DAMN IT, I LIKE LEANN RIMES and that show Reba (Lifetime) is a riot! This video only serves to prove yet another one of my Yonce' theories: Beyonce's music knows no boundaries.

Anyway, let's gon' head and git down right country wit our bad selves! May I also point out that the people in the crowd already know the song!! teehee.

REALLY!

Just call me "T-yonce"

In a recent interview Beyonce said, “I feel the sexiest after I take a shower, and I have on my lotion and perfume and my pajamas. I feel comfortable, and I feel like I smell good. I love it.”

This is yet another reason why Beyonce and I are BFF's. I, too, feel my sexiest after a good shower.

With this new information about my Yonce' comes the realization that I'm totally getting closer to actually sprouting long blonde hair and turning into Beyonce Jr.! And when I do, haters get back!

Transformation awaits.

BEYONCE LIVE IN CONCERT!!!!!

Wow! That's all I can pretty much say. Sitting in section 117, my friends and I were off to the left side of the stage. We couldn't see head on, but we saw everything going on behind the scenes. Of course my mouth was wide open the entire time. AND GUESS WHAT!!!!! Remember that dance "Crank dat Souja Boy" (also known as the Superman) that I posted in an earlier blog as my favorite fun dance right now? Beyonce totally did that dance at the concert! I got so crunk when she started Supermaning dat hoe!

All in all, the concert was everything I was expecting and more. Beyonce pointed people out in the audience like, "I see you in that striped shirt," or "I like that Beyonce shirt you got on." I was secretly praying that she'd point me out so that I could know that Beyonce actually saw me. But, she didn't.

When I got home I told my mom all about the concert; I told her I wanted to be Beyonce. Then my mom went on to preach to me about not wanting to "be Beyonce," but wanting to be the best Tracie I can be. She told me that it's okay to look up to Beyonce, but I shouldn't want to be her. Secretly I still do. I just think she's classy, hella talented, and beautiful with a body that makes men drool. And maybe when I say I want to be her, I really just mean I want to be as Beyonce-like as Tracie can be.

When she was on stage, I was imagining myself being one of the background singers or being somewhere on stage near her. Like if I could just touch her maybe whatever she has would rub off on me. I know, I know, that sounds hella stalker-ish. But really, I'm just a huge fan. I bought a t-shirt and a poster for my room. I wish I had all the money in the world so I could follow her and go to every concert performance. I had a blast!