Saturday, August 11, 2007

I attract...

big guys,
old guys,
David Banner beard guys,
weird guys,
broke guys,
wearing gold grill guys,
short guys,
mean guys,
bad body odor guys,
gay guys,
thug guys,
girlfriend having guys,
guys that show their ding dings,
guys that do insane things,
still I'm looking, but why,
for that perfect guy.

11 comments:

chrissy said...

First. I didn't see homeless guys on the list, that's a plus.

Tania Rochelle said...

You have to pay your dues like the rest of us, Tracy. And don't expect him to be much of an improvement when you do find Mr. Right.

Tania Rochelle said...

TRACIE. Sorry.

Ty said...

Well, speaking for the "gay guys" on the list, I feel your pain.

angie said...

what's sad is that i have actually googled "grills" and gotten that same photo. i knew it looked familiar.

Barclay said...

I know exactly how you feel. I sometimes feel like I have a sign around my neck that says, "Don't talk to me unless you suck in every way, shape and form."

jaime said...

Tracie, darling, i got hit on tonight by a man twice my age that was shall we say, not a looker.

and he seemed to think he would have a pretty good shot with me, which is depressing(but maybe it b/c i was the only straight girl in the room at Blake's..)

Thic Flair said...

im tellin you, us big boys are coming back in style like parachute pants and fat laces. Dont sleep.

Tracie said...

I'm kind of liking big dudes right now though. They're usually the only ones who can pick me up. SCORE!

biggy said...

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Tracie said...

Touché Biggs, touché.